The British media reported this morning that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge–the two young lovebirds you may know as William and Kate–arrived in t.

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by Alex Robertson Textor (RSS feed) on May 10th 2011 at 8:45AM

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Does this mean Kate Middleton was helped into her dress by birds and mice?

May 12, 2011 6:40 PM ET

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(click to enlarge) Using forensic computer technology and that face melty thing from the movie Minority Report, scientists (stoners) have discovered what.

Using forensic computer technology and that face melty thing from the movie Minority Report, &8220;scientists&8221; (stoners) have discovered what Prince William and his wife-to-be Kate Middleton will look like when they are just about 60 years old. According to Splash:

Kate, who will by then be formally referred to as Queen Catherine, has physically fared a little better over time, although her grey hair and the forces of gravity and nature on her skin and bones are instantly evident.

Uh, yeah, assuming that in the next 30 years the girl doesn&8217;t get any Botox or they don&8217;t invent a scar-free face lift of blah blah blah there is no WAY she is looking this bad at 60. And out of curiosity, has Crest banned the sale of their White Strips in England? Or has the computer technology used to create this image just assumed that all British people&8217;s teeth &8211; no matter how Royal &8211; will eventually look like broken candy corn at the bottom of your Halloween bag?

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… dozens of royal guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding, according to an official guest list released Saturday that includes one.

LONDON — David Beckham, Elton John and Mr. Bean actor Rowan Atkinson will mingle with dozens of royal guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding, according to an official guest list released Saturday that includes one uncomfortable presence – the Bahraini crown prince accused of a brutal crackdown on protesters.

St. James's Palace also released the seating plan at Westminster Abbey, which showed that relatives of William's mother Princess Diana are sitting across the aisle from the royal family, joining the Middletons in an exception to the traditional division of a church into a bride's side and groom's side.

There was no explanation of the seating arrangement, but the Spencers have not had a good relationship with the royal family, especially after Diana's brother Charles Spencer attacked the royals during a speech at her 1997 funeral.

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… dozens of royal guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding, according to an official guest list released Saturday that includes one.

LONDON — David Beckham, Elton John and Mr. Bean actor Rowan Atkinson will mingle with dozens of royal guests at Prince William and Kate Middleton's wedding, according to an official guest list released Saturday that includes one uncomfortable presence – the Bahraini crown prince accused of a brutal crackdown on protesters.

St. James's Palace also released the seating plan at Westminster Abbey, which showed that relatives of William's mother Princess Diana are sitting across the aisle from the royal family, joining the Middletons in an exception to the traditional division of a church into a bride's side and groom's side.

There was no explanation of the seating arrangement, but the Spencers have not had a good relationship with the royal family, especially after Diana's brother Charles Spencer attacked the royals during a speech at her 1997 funeral.

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