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Prince William And Kate Middleton Imagined As Useless Elderly

Monday, April 25th, 2011
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(click to enlarge) Using forensic computer technology and that face melty thing from the movie Minority Report, scientists (stoners) have discovered what.

Using forensic computer technology and that face melty thing from the movie Minority Report, &8220;scientists&8221; (stoners) have discovered what Prince William and his wife-to-be Kate Middleton will look like when they are just about 60 years old. According to Splash:

Kate, who will by then be formally referred to as Queen Catherine, has physically fared a little better over time, although her grey hair and the forces of gravity and nature on her skin and bones are instantly evident.

Uh, yeah, assuming that in the next 30 years the girl doesn&8217;t get any Botox or they don&8217;t invent a scar-free face lift of blah blah blah there is no WAY she is looking this bad at 60. And out of curiosity, has Crest banned the sale of their White Strips in England? Or has the computer technology used to create this image just assumed that all British people&8217;s teeth &8211; no matter how Royal &8211; will eventually look like broken candy corn at the bottom of your Halloween bag?

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